He May Not Survive!

I don't know if it's just in his nature, or if he is not getting enough attention, but Jason is my mess-maker. The above photo shows the accused covered in peanut butter when he was only about eighteen months old. I had posted about this when it happened, but if you cannot remember, he had taken advantage of the fact that I was busy with baby Kinsey at that time.

He has just been potty trained, and is able to go to the bathroom all by himself. Unfortunately, sometimes I don't go into the bathroom with him and, well, he gets into trouble. He has emptied bottles of BRAND NEW shampoo and conditioner all over the bathroom floor and toilet, emptied! I only buy either Suave or V05, whichever is 99 cents that day, but it still burns me up!

It always gets just a little bit too quiet whenever he goes to the toilet alone and on one such occasion this is what I found; Jason covered in my foundation cream and said cream smeared all over the door and floor. What am I supposed to do with him?! I still have not been able to get the foundation off of the door...

Last night, when I realized he had been MIA, and it had been too quiet for too long, I go into the bathroom to find this. A BRAND NEW bottle of hubby's shave cream on the floor! That's Jason's potty in the background, an YES that pile of shave cream is nearly as big as the potty! Again, I buy the Barbasol brand that is only $1.67 at Macey's, but hubby had to dry shave the next morning, and that's just not fair!

Here is the one that makes me the most upset. Both Erica and Natty got nail polish, and Erica got some acrylic paints for Christmas. They really didn't grasp the whole idea of putting their things away, where Jason COULD NOT get to them, until this. He had previously gotten into the nail polish and painted his toe and finger nails, as well as his face, arms, legs and belly. And I would get after him for getting into it, and get after the girls even more for having it accessible to him. Well, again, I was busy with the older kids and their homeschooling assignments, and it was just way too quiet. I open the girls door to see...

THIS!!!

Yep, that's right! Acrylic paint all over the carpet! And, yes, that IS a Sharpie marker WITHOUT a lid.

Other messes I have found:

-Jason and Kinsey with only diapers on, flour all over the kitchen floor and themselves, and they were LICKING THE FLOUR OFF THE FLOOR!

-Erica's lotion all over the closet walls.

-Jason and Kinsey covered in Vaseline and said Vaseline all over MY CURTAINS!

-A box of dry macaroni and cheese (with cheese powder) and a box of cherry Jello mixed together in Jason's play grill. I guess he was trying to make himself lunch.

-An entire box of Cheerios dumped onto the floor and smashed into Cheerio flour.

-Halloween make-up all over Jason, the bathroom counter and the mirror.

So, friends and family, do you understand why he may not survive? I try to laugh about it, and maybe I will in the future, but I have a permanent scowl right now. I think he's cute enough to survive, and he makes us laugh so hard with other things he does, so....